Huayu: I really am a genuine top star.

Chapter 104 is more exciting than any Victoria's Secret Fashion Show or Fashion Week.

Shen Li's eyes were incredibly sincere.

"Look at your demeanor, your looks, your figure! Just standing there, so many men would be lining up for you. You're going to cry for him? It's not worth it. If you cry, your makeup will be ruined, what a waste! Is your mascara waterproof?"

The woman was taken aback, and subconsciously touched the corner of her eye: "...It's waterproof."

"That's good, that's good." Shen Li breathed a sigh of relief, her tone tinged with joy.

"Waterproof is good. Otherwise, if you cry, it will turn into a dark mess, which would really ruin your stunning beauty."

The woman's crying actually subsided after his nonsensical ramblings.

Peach Blossom looked at Shen Li with teary eyes, her nose red and her lips slightly pouting. She looked both aggrieved and adorable, just like a little fox who had been bullied.

Fang Wenshan watched in stunned silence.

Unexpectedly, the "milk tea guy" he hired for 20 yuan was even better at charming women than he was.

Shen Li, seizing the opportunity, pulled a pack of tissues from his pocket… These were “customer gifts” he had collected while working as a “flash delivery” courier, which he always carried with him in case of emergency… He presented them to him with both hands:

"Sister, wipe your tears. You can drink this milk tea if you want, or throw it away if you don't. But I suggest you take a sip. The name 'Orchid Latte' is beautiful. Orchid, a secluded orchid in a valley, is noble and elegant. It perfectly matches your temperament."

The woman took the tissue, wiped her tears, and actually picked up the "Orchid Latte," inserted the straw, and took a small sip.

Vincent Fang: "..."

Shen Li: "..."

This is actually possible?!

Seeing this, Shen Li quickly seized the opportunity, looking at Fang Wenshan with a hint of helplessness in her eyes, as if to say, "Buddy, this is all I can do for you."

"Fang... Brother Fang, right? I've delivered the milk tea. Please confirm receipt on the app and give me a five-star review. Well, I'll be going now, you guys can chat some more."

After saying that, he gently pulled his arm away from the woman's grasp... she was really strong, it took him a bit of effort to pull it away... then he slipped away.

As Shen Li stepped out of the small garden, she finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that her back was completely soaked.

Holy crap! Earning those 20 yuan was fucking thrilling!

Delivering milk tea can lead to witnessing a couple's fight, and you're even dragged into being a "relationship mediator" on the spot! Campus life at the Beijing Film Academy is truly full of "surprises" and "challenges" at every turn!

He took out his phone and checked the app. Fang Wenshan had already confirmed receipt, given a five-star review, and added a note: "The milk tea guy is awesome! I'll definitely order from you again!" He also sent a 10 yuan red envelope as a tip.

Shen Li chuckled as she looked at the 10 yuan and the five-star review. This guy, though a jerk, was at least somewhat sensible.

Just as I was enjoying myself, my phone vibrated again.

It was a message Jingyang sent in the 512 dormitory group chat: "Holy crap, Shen Li! Were you in the small garden just now? I saw you!"

Shen Li was taken aback: "You're here too?"

Jingyang: "I'm behind the rockery! Going over lines with Li Fei! I saw you getting your arm grabbed by that girl, it cracked me up! Were you delivering milk tea or acting as a relationship coach?"

Shen Li: "..."

Well, we've been surrounded by onlookers.

He replied: "Young Master Jing, were you and Li Fei rehearsing your lines in the small garden? Behind the rockery? You two... didn't do anything else, did you?"

Jing Yang replied instantly: "Can't you think a little healthier?! We're just doing professional wordplay! Purely artistic exchange!"

Yang Yi chimed in: "Reciting poems behind the artificial hill? There's not even a place to sit there, are you two supposed to stand and recite?"

Jing Yang: "...Yang Yi, shut up!"

Dai Xiao also chimed in: "According to ergonomics, the space behind the artificial hill is narrow, so when two people are standing and talking, the distance between their bodies is likely to be less than 45 centimeters. From a social psychology perspective, this falls under the category of 'intimate distance'."

Jingyang: "Brother Xiao! Can you please stop analyzing?"

The group chat erupted in laughter.

Shen Li smiled, turned off his phone, and walked back to his dormitory. The setting sun cast a long shadow over him.

Today's "bubble tea saga," though thrilling, turned out alright. I got 20 yuan, gave 10 yuan as a tip, and even witnessed a "scumbag's true colors revealed" moment—a total win-win situation.

As for what happened to that "Vincent Fang" and that woman in the black dress in the end... that's none of his business.

I'm just a milk tea delivery guy; mediating relationship disputes is a bonus service, not a guarantee of after-sales service.

Humming a little tune, with an air of indifference, Shen Li disappeared at the end of the path.

On my way to the cafeteria, my phone vibrated. It was a WeChat message from Song Qian.

"Shen Li!!! I heard you imitated Lan Xiu in acting class today?! Hahaha, I want to see the video!! Send it to me now!!"

Shen Li: "...Senior Song, how did you know?"

"Chu Yao posted on her WeChat Moments! 'In acting class today, a junior imitated my cousin, it cracked me up!' She added a smirking emoji. Send me the video right now! I want to see it!"

Shen Li sighed, rubbing her forehead. Well, now it's completely out of the question.

Chu Yao, that older sister of hers, really loves to stir up trouble. Once she posted that on her WeChat Moments, given Lan Xiu's connections, it would probably reach her ears in less than half an hour.

"Senior Song, I don't have a video. You can ask Chu Yao for one."

Song Qian replied instantly: "She didn't record either! I'm so angry! Next time, let me know in advance before your performance, and I'll go to the venue to watch!"

Shen Li replied with a "Okay," and tossed her phone aside. She was thinking to herself that she needed to take the initiative with Lan Xiu, not just passively wait to be attacked.

He quickly picked up his phone and sent Chu Yao a WeChat message:

"Sister Chu Yao, if Senior Lan Xiu asks about what happened in acting class today, could you please put in a good word for me? Just say that I genuinely admire her and think she has a unique charm, which is why I chose her as my observation subject. There was absolutely no ill intent!"

Chu Yao replied after a while: "Okay. But you know my cousin's temper. If she gets really angry, I can't stop her."

Shen Li quickly replied, "It's alright, it's alright. Just put in a good word for me. When 'LiLi Run' goes live, I'll give you and Senior Lan Xiu the highest level VVVIP!"

Chu Yao replied with a "deal" emoji.

Shen Li put down her phone and let out a long sigh. She had temporarily stabilized the situation with Chu Yao. As for Lan Xiu herself… she could only wait and see.

My stomach rumbled loudly, like thunder; lunch had long since been completely digested. Now, my stomach was on fire, like a starving ghost being reincarnated.

Shen Li hurried straight to the cafeteria.

It was lunchtime, and the queues in front of the food windows were winding and twisting, just like the train station during the Spring Festival travel rush.

The air is filled with the complex aromas of braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, and spicy hot pot, mixed with various perfumes, sweat, and youthful hormones, creating a unique "human touch biochemical weapon" in the Taipei Film Academy cafeteria.

Shen Li stood in the line, her eyes scanning the surroundings like radar with an automatic tracking system.

Goodness, this queue is more exciting than any Victoria's Secret Fashion Show or Fashion Week.

There was a girl from the dance department standing two seats ahead of me.