FYN Chapter 64 Going into the woods?
Chapter 64 Going into the woods?
Seeing Li Shen looking at her tenderly, Tian Xiwei's heart tightened: "Li Shen, why are you looking at me like that?"
Li Shen composed himself and glanced at the grove of trees in front of him: "Little sister, wanna come into the grove with me?!"
"W-what are you going to do?" Tian Xiwei looked at him nervously.
Li Shen looked around and said, "Zhang Ruonan, come out here, I see you."
The night was silent.
Li Shen raised an eyebrow at Tian Xiwei: "Since Zhang Ruonan isn't here, there's definitely no one else around. Come on, let's go into the woods!"
"Li, Li, Shen, you, you, you," Tian Xiwei pointed at him with her finger, "I heard from my best friend that when couples break up, there's always that 'breakup thing,' but please be rational and don't overthink it."
"What nonsense! You don't mean breaking up, do you?!"
"Shut up!!!"
"Okay, are you sure you don't want to go into the woods?"
"Get lost! I'm a decent person! I'll get angry if you keep making jokes like that!"
"Then you'll regret it."
Li Shen strolled leisurely into the lush forest.
Soon, Tian Xiwei heard Li Shen's whistling and a rustling sound.
Tian Xiwei breathed a sigh of relief.
It startled her!
I'm really afraid he'll do something reckless!
Soon, Li Shen emerged, looking refreshed: "Tian Xiwei, are you sure you don't want to go?"
Tian Xiwei shook her head.
"I specifically brought you out to use the restroom."
Tian Xiwei continued to shake her head: "Isn't there a toilet in the yard? How inconvenient is this? And the worst part is, you're here!"
"City bumpkins are terrifying. Let me make this clear beforehand: with your attitude, if you ever want to come again, I absolutely won't take you! Not even calling me 'Dad' will do!"
"hehe!"
On the way, Li Shen asked Tian Xiwei what her initial dream was.
Tian Xiwei's initial dream was simple. Six years ago, she wanted to travel the world with him, "wandering" around, and then when they grew old, they would rent a small courtyard, plant some flowers and plants, raise a few cats and a dog, and sit in a rocking chair to bask in the sun, which would be very happy.
As Li Shen listened, he suddenly said, "Wait a minute, why isn't there anything about Tian Lihangliang here?"
"Didn't you say you were DINK (Dual Income, No Kids)? You said you'd just dream about having kids and consider it a dream come true! Didn't you say that?"
"You're the one who's childless! Don't do to others what you yourself would not have children with!"
Tian Xiwei frowned: "Pah! Pah! Pah!"
"I'm sorry, Tian Xiwei. My joke meant that you don't want to have children, that you are 'unwilling' or 'infertile'! It didn't mean that you are unable to have children. Please don't misunderstand. I didn't mean any harm."
Li Shen gave a nonsensical explanation.
Tian Xiwei's eyes lit up instantly: "Oh, I see? Haha! That's a really bad joke!"
"Didn't you understand?"
"I didn't understand."
"Then why did you spit?"
"Anything you can't understand must be something good. You can't expect anything nice to come out of a dog's mouth, so I'll just spit it out as a sign of respect! Spit, spit, spit!"
Squeak!
Pushing open the dilapidated door of the tiled house, Tian Xiwei lay on the earthen bed: "So, what was your original dream?"
"Just like you, simple, pure, and beautiful. I also once dreamed of having a farmhouse to enjoy my old age, but this dilapidated house won't do," Li Shen picked up his guitar. "Let me sing you a song; it's quite fitting for the occasion."
"play music."
Li Shen sat in a wicker chair, holding a guitar, gazing at the pale moon through the broken window.
He lightly strummed the strings and began to sing:
"To paint a moon in the lonely night sky,"
Draw me singing under the moon.
To paint a large window for the deserted house,
Draw another bed.
I drew ten girls to accompany me.
Draw a lace-trimmed quilt.
Draw a stove and firewood.
We were born together and live together.
……
"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..."
Tian Xiwei sat up straight, frowned, and widened her beautiful eyes: "How many girls are you going to draw later?"
Li Shen tilted his head and looked at her: "You're meddling a bit too much!"
"I suggest you sing it again." Tian Xiwei raised her little fist.
"Okay. I'll draw a moon for the lonely night sky...and three girls to keep me company!"
"Stop! Li Shen, do you want to die?!"
"It can't be any less, and the triangular structure is the most stable state."
"I'll beat you up!"
Tian Xiwei raised her little fist, then silently lowered it again.
Six years later, she's no longer qualified to do this kind of thing, is she?
She lay back down on the kang (a heated brick bed), her delicate brows furrowed, wondering what had happened to her tonight.
Oh right, during the marriage, cheating is not allowed!
From Tian Xiwei's perspective, they are still in a romantic relationship, so why is she unhappy when he makes flirtatious remarks?
boom!
Li Shen was adjusting his capo when he suddenly received a small punch to the chest.
Li Shen looked at Tian Xiwei blankly: "Huh?"
"I'll beat you up!" Tian Xiwei snorted.
Tian Xiwei's face was so close, her long eyelashes fluttering, and her large, watery eyes were clear and pure, without any impurities.
Li Shen stared blankly, momentarily dazed.
Tian Xiwei's pretty face suddenly flushed slightly, and she abruptly lay back down on the earthen bed: "Don't be obsessed with me!"
Li Shen, regaining her composure, said, "Ahem! This song is for you! It suits your boastful nature perfectly! I'm the queen, radiating confidence. If you like it, come; if not, don't be arrogant..."
"Li Shen, please let me go, what kind of song is this?" Tian Xiwei covered her ears.
"Haha, I was just kidding! Tian Xiwei, actually, tonight's wind, this scenery, this person, this dream, this song is actually suitable for you."
"I don't want 'Learn to Meow' either!"
"No, 'Learn to Meow,' I'm serious! Get up and practice singing!"
Within an hour, Tian Xiwei had basically mastered the entire song.
Her throat was very dry from singing, so she started gulping down water.
"Tian Xiwei, I suggest you drink less water, or you'll be in trouble when you go to the toilet at night."
Tian Xiwei didn't take it seriously.
Li Shen then said, "Let's practice another song. The previous one expressed your state of mind, while this next one has the potential to make you famous."
Tian Xiwei looked at Li Shen in surprise: "Huh?! How many songs do you have?"
"Tian Xiwei, actually, I don't have many songs left in my repertoire, so don't be surprised. Therefore, you have to sing every song well."
"Understood, I guarantee I will complete the mission." Tian Xiwei raised her chin and gave a salute.
"Try this song again, depending on the stage and the audience."
After practicing singing until 3 a.m., Tian Xiwei's throat started to feel a little uncomfortable, so she drank some water.
Li Shen said, "That's enough for today. You're mostly fine now. Go to sleep."
"Okay, I'm going to the restroom."
"Do you need me to accompany you?"
"Get out!" Tian Xiwei said, taking a flashlight and walking into the courtyard.
Li Shen lay on the kang (a heated brick bed), and just as he closed his eyes, he heard a "ya" sound outside.
Then came the sound of hurried footsteps.
A moment later, Tian Xiwei returned to her room with a frown.
Li Shen lay on his side on the kang (a heated brick bed), looking at her with a half-smile: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong!"
"I went to sleep without doing much."
"Go to sleep then!"
Tian Xiwei lay on the kang (a heated brick bed) fully clothed.
She was careless!
This dry toilet... ugh...
That damn Li Zhu, he actually turned out to be a considerate and kind person tonight!
Why can't the relevant departments solve the toilet problem in rural areas?
This is a major issue concerning people's livelihood!
Snapped!
Turn off the lights.
"Shh~~~"
"Li Shen, can you stop whistling?"
"Okay," Li Shen suddenly started singing the classic song "Finding Myself," "Splash splash splash splash, the sky is raining, splash splash splash, the clouds are crying, splash splash splash..."
"Li Shen, can you stop splashing? I don't want to hear the sound of water," Tian Xiwei said resentfully.
"Sleeping. *sniffle*"
In the darkness, Tian Xiwei glared intently at Li Shen, who was pretending to be asleep, for several moments.
After struggling for a moment, she picked up a flashlight, quietly opened the door, walked into the courtyard, and pushed open the gate to go out.
Li Shen sat up, glanced at her, and was just about to follow when he heard a dog barking outside the gate.
Li Shen's heart jumped into his throat. Just as he was about to push the door open, he saw Tian Xiwei run into the yard with a "Ah~~~". She closed the door tightly, patted her chest repeatedly, and walked back quickly.
Li Shen quickly lay down on the kang (a heated brick bed) and continued to pretend to be asleep.
Tian Xiwei lay silently on the kang (a heated brick bed), her chest pounding violently.
Li Shen opened one eye halfway and glanced around. In the dim night, the gentle curves of the red knitted sweater rose and fell rapidly.
moment.
"Li Shen".
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh~~~"
"Li Shen!!!" Tian Xiwei shook his arm.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh~~~ What are you doing?"
"Let's go to the grove!"
"W-what are you going to do?"
Please!
"Hey! But I'm a decent person too!"
"Come on, come on! Please, please!" Tian Xiwei pleaded pitifully, pulling him up with all her might.
"Call me Dad."
"You've gone too far!"
Li Shen lay straight down on the kang (heated brick bed): "Huff huff huff~~~".