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Chapter 83 Xu An's Matchmaking Mini-Lesson

Hearing Xiaohua's words, Grandma Xiaohua realized what was happening and quickly invited Xu An and Jiang Zhaoyue into the courtyard. She then went inside and stayed for a while before bringing out two cups of tea, saying with a hint of apology:

"Sorry, Xiao Xu and Xiao Jiang, it's just that I haven't seen two people as compatible as you two in a long time!"

Upon hearing this, Xu An asked with some curiosity:

"Grandma, is it really that hard to find a partner in the village these days?"

Jiang Zhaoyue, who was standing to the side, also showed an interested expression. Gossip knows no gender or age; it's human nature!

Not only her, but the entire live stream audience was also very interested, and quite a few people started to complain.

[I can't believe I met a matchmaker on a TV show! Come to think of it, my mom was urging me to go on blind dates just the other day!]

Don't even mention it! My dad said if I don't go on a blind date this year, he'll disown me!

【You guys are lucky. I actually went for the blind date, and when I got there, I found out the other family of three was there too.】

[What do you mean a family of three? Her parents? It's normal for parents to accompany her, right?]

She has an ex-husband and children.

[This is hilarious! They're telling you to go pay the bill, right?]

Grandma Xiaohua also complained bitterly.

"Those with good qualities don't need to go on dates at all, and those with bad qualities won't benefit from going on dates either."

"If everyone were as good as you and Xiao Jiang, I could arrange a perfect match for you every time. But you have no idea what kind of people come to blind dates these days!"

After saying that, Grandma Xiaohua picked up a small notebook from beside the coffee table and said helplessly, "Look at these people! Each one of them has such high expectations!"

"I'm a matchmaker, but they treat me like Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Jiang Zhaoyue curiously took the notebook from Grandma Xiaohua, flipped through it, and couldn't help but stick out her little pink tongue.

"These conditions do seem quite poor, and it must have been difficult for you, Grandma."

Xu An, who was standing nearby, leaned over to take a look, then stroked his chin and hesitated before saying:

"Grandma, have you ever tried using the art of language to get the two sides to meet first?"

Hearing Xu An's words, Grandma Xiaohua's face also showed a helpless expression.

"Xiao Xu, of course I know I should pick the good things to say, but these conditions are getting worse and worse!"

Jiang Zhaoyue, standing to the side, nodded in agreement, pointing to the notebook with her slender white finger and saying:

"For example, someone who smokes, drinks, and has even worked on a sewing machine—no matter how you look at it, they can't be much better, right?"

"Not only do I get a master's degree, but I also have a secure job. Isn't that great?"

Xu An blinked, but what he said stunned both Grandma Xiaohua and Jiang Zhaoyue.

You call smoking and drinking "graduate student," and operating a sewing machine "getting a secure job"?

The live stream audience was also stunned by Xu An's words.

[Are graduate students really this fond of smoking and drinking?]

Is operating a sewing machine a secure job? It seems so, but something doesn't quite add up!

[Is this something a human could come up with? Xu An needs to have his brain checked!]

[Oh no, I think Grandma Xiaohua seems a little tempted. Is she really going to say that? ? ? ]

Jiang Zhaoyue saw that Grandma Xiaohua was stunned and then looked thoughtful, and she also felt something was wrong. She quickly pointed to another line of text.

"And this one? A ten-year-old child with schizophrenia?"

"He likes role-playing; marrying her would save him ten years of hard work?"

Xu An stroked his chin, thought for two seconds, and then blurted out.

Jiang Zhaoyue's rosy lips were wide open, her starry eyes filled with disbelief.

This was the first time she had ever seen someone talk such nonsense.

Undeterred, she pointed to another line of text.

"And this one? He's dark-skinned and fat, and he likes to hit people!"

"Composed and not superficial, with a sincere heart and genuine concern for others."

Xu An blurted it out.

The comments section was completely overwhelmed.

I can no longer look at the words "role-playing" the same way!

Is this how you use the phrase "skip ten years of hard work"?

【The intent behind the fist—why does that sound so painful to me?】

[Xu An is beyond saving if he could come up with these lines!]

[With this talent, why are you even on a TV show? You could be a matchmaker and be making a fortune by now.]

Grandma Xiaohua, standing to the side, had her world completely opened up by Xu An.

She began to ask Xu An for advice with a sincere expression.

"Xiao Xu, this person has diabetes..."

"She's a sweet girl!"

"This person used to be a conman and a thief."

"A smooth talker and a master thief!"

"This debt is several hundred thousand..."

"What a shameless old woman!"

……

As Xu An spoke, Grandma Xiao Hua took notes, her smile so wide she could hardly stop, as if all the wrinkles on her face were disappearing with laughter.

Seeing this, Jiang Zhaoyue couldn't help but close her eyes and silently mourn for those who would later seek out Xiaohua's grandmother for blind dates.

She was clearly not the only one doing this, and the viewers in the live stream began to sympathize with her.

What will become of matchmaking in our Taoyuan Village in the future? /choking up

【Oh no! My hometown is Taoyuan Village, and my dad wants me to go back home for a blind date during the Chinese New Year!】

My buddy's also started playing real-life Werewolf.

[How can we play when it's all werewolves?!]

Finally, for the sake of Taoyuan Village's future, Jiang Zhaoyue quickly dragged Xu An away.

If he keeps talking, blind dates will really turn into an offline werewolf game.

"Little Xu, remember to come for tea next time!"

"Okay, I'll definitely come when I have time!"

After saying goodbye to Grandma Xiaohua, Xu An turned around, a hint of lingering reluctance on his face.

"What a pity, I still have so much of the art of language to teach Grandma!"

"That's a scam!"

Seeing that Xu An still seemed reluctant to part with her, Jiang Zhaoyue's lips twitched, and she said in an annoyed tone!

"I've only given it an artistic makeover; those who are truly destined to understand will naturally see its true nature!"

"Even a god couldn't tell that this so-called sweet girl has diabetes!"

Jiang Zhaoyue said speechlessly.

Then, Jiang Zhaoyue looked somewhat worried and said, "Grandma Xiaohua wouldn't really do as you said and act as a matchmaker, would she?"

"What if it affects her reputation?"

Upon hearing this, Xu An looked at her with some surprise.

"Didn't you notice?"

"What did you find?"

Jiang Zhaoyue asked, somewhat puzzled.

"The information that Grandma Xiaohua just gave us is from several months ago. Grandma Xiaohua hasn't been able to successfully arrange a marriage for a long time."

"Besides, Grandma Xiaohua spent quite a while looking for tea leaves, which means that no one has visited for a long time."

"In other words, Grandma Xiaohua hasn't opened for business for a long time."

"what?"

Upon hearing Xu An's words, Jiang Zhaoyue seemed to awaken from a dream.

"So you were really giving Grandma Xiaohua advice just now???"

"But was what you just said really useful?"

Xu An stretched and said casually, "As long as you do as I say, the more times you meet, the more likely you are to become a couple."

"That will also alleviate some of the financial pressure on Xiaohua's family."

"Maybe Xiaohua won't have to be a left-behind child!"

As he said this, Xu An smiled faintly.

Jiang Zhaoyue, who was standing to the side, was stunned. She stared blankly at Xu An, who had a faint smile on his face.

Suddenly I felt my heart beating extremely fast.